11 November 2016

Don't Lie To A Smart Woman

I got this story/joke from from my sister. I am sharing it to lighten your mood and to wish you all a happy weekend!

Husband: "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod and fishing box. We're leaving from office and I'll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, please pack my new blue silk pajamas!"

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said. The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.

The wife welcomed him and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes, lots of salmon, bluegill and a few swordfish. But why didn't you pack my blue silk pajamas?"

"I did... They're in your fishing box !!!

1 comment:

  1. She is the perfect wife.
    I feel certain life in that household has never remained the same.